Today was… interesting…
I woke up this morning. Pretty incredible hey, and then I went to work and came home… oh what a day.
bye.
wait… that’s not right…
I woke up did all the waking up in the freezing cold sheezy, it was colder than the lhc!
after getting dressed and ready I was set to leave, but then I realised I didn’t have my jacket and I couldn’t find it… but then I spotted my fucking jacket, it’s like my normal jacket but slightly more expressive!
so then I dashed off into my day… with nothing but the wind in my hair and the noise of the world around me… then I got hit by a bus! 😮 …and by ‘get hit by a bus’ I mean board a bus and ride it to work…
so there I was at work… “working” I mean, I totally! need to have firefox open to draw things in autoCAD, although studies do show that workers that are allowed to look at what they want on the interpie in the sky work better b’coz they’re happy, then again I’m always happy, but shh don’t tell *them* that…
but it was insane! the baby son of one of the guys at work watched a superman movie and thought he could do what superman did at home, but, alas, he couldn’t so he got sick which kinda blows…
but then… a telemarketer called up so I told him to fuck off… and then I thought, “Ben, you’ve done good today.” and went home…
so after returning to a house, I got on the computer and started talking on msn to people… which was entertaining, but oh noes, CassCass was in trouble, trapped up a tower! and I tried to save her, because she was so unhappy 😦
but alas, I did not hold the key to the tower (her happiness) at that time, knowledge, so I went and chopped a tree down, or played ps3, either one.
But then! the tower was unlocked (she gained her knowledge and was happy), so I saved her from a dragon and reminded her about her blog 😛 but then she threw me off the tower with a trumpet…
which was all very surprising…
but then! not surprisingly at all, the most incredibly possible thing happened and I was asked out on date for Friday, but really, that just comes naturally for me, so you kinda knew that was gonna happen anyway, didn’t you? it could possibly have more to do with us both trying to get over other people/past relationships, but really, what’s wrong with that, she’s trying to get over Benito Mussolini. I mean, I reckon I’d need someone pretty spectacular, such as myself, to get over Bjork, she’s just too far away…
although Kylie Minogue is a pretty stunning lady…
unfortunately for her though, I’d already agreed to be taken to a cocktail party with a charming local lass
retrospectively though, the reason for Cass’ temporary sadness was, in fact, more surprising.
however, all was resolved beneficially for all involved. 😀
*explodes*
Posted in Life
Tags: Happiness, Lies!, Suprise